Never a Frown
Apartment in Umbria
20 guests · 10 bedrooms · 10 baths
Reasons to book
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
Includes essentialsPool, Pets allowed, Family friendly and more
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About this apartment rental
Sitting within a medieval borgo (little village) whose heyday was the early 17th century, this villa complex embraces old-world Umbria. It’s pure peace and quiet out here between the endless olive groves (extra virgin olive oil is the region’s speciality) and rolling hills covered in a patchwork of fields. It’s five kilometres to Monte Castello di Vibio with its ancient theatre and fifteen kilometres to the pretty town of Todi for restaurants and supermarkets.
The yard, where wheat was once threshed by hand, is now home to a smattering of chairs and tables for tipples in the sunshine. The porticoed upper terrace is the perfect spot for breakfast, or big barbecue lunches, with views of the 22-hectare estate. But the crowning glory of the gardens has to be that Roman-style swimming pool with its panoramic view of the countryside.
Accommodation is split between three separate buildings set around the courtyard. Two annexes have their own kitchenettes, living rooms and dining area so the group can spread out. The main villa is home to myriad antique-filled lounges and living rooms, including a striking main lounge set around the ancient hearth. Low, wood-beamed ceilings and old agricultural tools on the walls give that rustic farmhouse feel. A little games room invites guests to sit down for a game of chess or to peruse the library of books in here. But the real bonus inside is the dedicated celebration room which is a vast, barn-like space which can be set up for dining, dancing or even a spot of yoga.
Home truths:
*The caretaker lives in an annexe on the grounds – they are available for any requirements while fully respecting your privacy
*This home consists of three separate buildings – two annexes and the main villa
*You will need to climb six steps to reach the entrance of the main villa, so it may not be suitable for those with limited mobility
*In a remote location, having a car is recommended and there is plenty of private parking
*The default setup is one twin bedroom, but there are four bedrooms that can be twins or doubles, let your host know what you prefer
*Air conditioning is in the bedrooms and one living room
*Wifi is in the living room and dining room
*The pool is open from the end of April to the beginning of October
Amenities
Pool
Pets allowed
Family friendly
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FAQs
How much does this apartment cost compared to others in Umbria?
The average price for a rental in Umbria is $171 per night. This rental is $1,104 above the average.
Is parking included with this apartment?
Parking is not specified as an available amenity at Never a Frown. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this apartment?
Yes, a swimming pool is available for use at Never a Frown. Enjoy the water!
Is Never a Frown pet friendly?
Yes! This apartment is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.
What amenities are available at Never a Frown?
We found 3 amenities for this rental. This includes pool, pets allowed, and family friendly.
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