The Green Man Boutique Hotel

2.8 / 5.0

Fair (811 Ratings)

Inn in Uttlesford

1 full bed

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsInternet / Wifi, Parking, TV and more

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About this inn

Located only 3 km from Stansted Airport and 500 metres from Hatfield Forest in Takeley, The Green Man Boutique Hotel features free WiFi access and private parking. Airport parking is available on request.

Amenities

Internet / Wifi

Fireplace

Parking

Map of Uttlesford

Nearby attractions

Colchester Zoo

40.4 mi

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

36.4 mi

Emirates Stadium

42.6 mi

Paradise Wildlife Park

25.3 mi

Available Rooms

Double Room with Private Bathroom

1 Double • 172 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Deluxe Quadruple Room

1 Double • 193 ft²

Sleeps 4

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Twin Room with Bath

2 Single • 139 ft²

Sleeps 3

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

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The Green Man Boutique Hotel

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2.8 / 5.0

Fair (811 Ratings)

Inn in Uttlesford

1 full bed

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsInternet / Wifi, Parking, TV and more

Book with confidenceWe partner with the top travel sites so you know you're getting a great deal on the perfect rental

About this inn

Amenities

Internet / Wifi

Fireplace

Parking

Map of Uttlesford

Nearby attractions

Colchester Zoo

40.4 mi

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

36.4 mi

Emirates Stadium

42.6 mi

Paradise Wildlife Park

25.3 mi

Available Rooms

Double Room with Private Bathroom

1 Double • 172 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Deluxe Quadruple Room

1 Double • 193 ft²

Sleeps 4

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Twin Room with Bath

2 Single • 139 ft²

Sleeps 3

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Ratings and reviews

2.8 / 5.0

Fair (811 Ratings)

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0.5 / 5.0

Dec 2024

Absolutely horrendous, didn’t even stay the night, made a quick escape while we could

Nothing

Everything! Was horrendous if you want to come here to be killed then it’s brilliant

0.5 / 5.0

Nov 2024

Not at all like in pictures, scary and unsafe on several levels

The whole place looked so different to what we saw in the official photos, that we started wondering whether they had used AI to enhance their images or perhaps there had been a radical change in management and someone had just ran the whole place down. There was no hotel personal on hand and the place itself was quite unsafe: the door actually did not lock at all. Anyone could make it all the way to your room door. That is where the keybox where you got your key. There were loose electricals, crumbling walls and a tap so close to the sink it was quite difficult to actually wash your hands. The worst part was the complete lack of security. There were two attempts by unknown person trying to break into our room while we were in it, so we decided to escape without actually spending the night. Got a taxi to a real hotel, so we ended up paying for two rooms instead of one.

1.5 / 5.0

Jun 2024

Disappointing

Rooms were fine.

No staff to check us in. Pub was closed so couldn’t get a meal or a drink yet we’re were not told of this, bedding didn’t look like it had been changed.

1.0 / 5.0

Jun 2024

I do not recommend this place.

Service and lack of comfort

0.5 / 5.0

Apr 2024

Room not fit fir purpose

Room size of a cupboard Set in the eaves (roof) with very low ceiling & damp. Basically not fit for purpose. We didn't stop the night. Had to make alternative arrangement. I would suggest proprietor review her facilities & B & B accommodation.

4.0 / 5.0

Apr 2024

Comodo vicino ad Aeroporto Stansted

Posizione strategica per Aeroporto Stansted. Camera pulita e self check-in molto semplice. Qualità prezzo ottimo.

L'acqua calda non veniva, forse c'era un guasto.

0.5 / 5.0

Dec 2023

Cold couldn’t wait to leave would have left sooner if I’d had done where to go

The property was ok

The room was extremely cold no curtains at the windows only wooden shutters do they had to remain closed at all times, it was dirty the floors very very uneven

4.0 / 5.0

Nov 2023

Mis-sold!

On arrival the room was very,very cold. A message to the owners prompted the arrival of the owner with electric heaters. Apparently the central heating had a problem and was being investigated.

I booked the hotel because it had a bar and a restaurant. I booked less than a week before we travelled. NO BAR AND NO RESTAURANT. Speaking to local residents it was apparent that these facilities were sporadic to say the least! I would not have booked if I’d known they weren’t available.

1.0 / 5.0

Nov 2023

Review of green man boutique hotel Takeley

Shower didn't work and bed was slanted and minimal hot water.

1.0 / 5.0

Jul 2023

Extremely disappointing

Unclean room. Floor and cups had hair in them. Bin hadn't been emptied. TV didn't work. No soap or toilet roll

2.0 / 5.0

Jul 2023

Disappointing

Good location for the airport

There was no hot water for the shower. Reading previous reviews it seems that this is not uncommon.

5.0 / 5.0

Jul 2023

It was perfect for our needs. A shower and a bed for a short overnight stay.

It was close to the airport so not expensive for the taxi. The shower was great once we worked out how to get the hot water. Perhaps instructions in the bathroom on how to use the shower taps would be useful.

5.0 / 5.0

Jul 2023

Exceptional

Clean, lot of space

2.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

Very warm and noisy (traffic) really difficult to get a good nights sleep.

The Thai restaurant downstairs was excellent.

No cleaning of the room, no replenishing of the milk or tea or toilet rolls. No AC or fan. The waste basket was not emptied. Bed linen was stained. No breakfast facility.

4.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

was value for money and location

proximity to airport

not close to essential grocery stores

1.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

With no hot water, not good.

Location.

No desk / table to work at. NO HOT WATER FOR SHOWER OR WASH IN THE MORNING!!!! Had to boil kettle for wash and shave.

0.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

won’t be coming back and no good reviews

no hot hot water dirty bin with food left in it, dirty shower and no contact with a human being

dirty shower , bin not empty no hot water at all

4.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

great stay

it was very comfortable and quirky with lots of character.

the heating was not on and unfortunately it was a cold day for June but it was fine once settled .

0.5 / 5.0

Jun 2023

They cancelled our booking last minute put us up in tents, then reneged on refund AVOID AVOID AVOID

Nothing, they cancelled our booking hours before we flew into Standard after a long flight late at night, put us up in tents, offered to refund us but then reneged for an absolutely dubious reason. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

Everything, they cancelled our booking hours before we flew into Standard after a long flight late at night, put us up in tents, offered to refund us but then reneged for an absolutely dubious reason. AVOID AVOID AVOID!!

4.5 / 5.0

May 2023

would stay again x

very comfy bed and lovely staff

wasn’t as clean as it could be, quite a few spiders.

1.5 / 5.0

May 2023

We made sure we spent as little time there as possible

Location

No hot water on the first morning No way to replenish milks etc. for second day Get dripped on from roof, not from rain but seems to be an overflow when negotiating key lock codes Bulbs not working in bathroom and bedroom Hot tap on the sink comes off in your hand Dirty tray under cups

0.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Don't stay here if you want a good night sleep

Good location from Stansted Airport

We arrived at the Green Man Boutique Hotel and initially all looked OK, however, we were soon to be disappointed. The hot water was not working and we only managed to get a trickle of water out of the taps, so unable to fill the kettle for a hot drink and unable to wash. I contacted the management team and luckily there was a room available so we moved. The new room had hot water so we could get showered, however there was a lot of black mould in the room and it wasn't very clean. The bed was so uncomfortable and the pillows like a rock. We were woken at 3am with the fire alarm in our room going off, there was no fire or smoke as we had to check out the building ourseleves as no management team on site. We could not get back to sleep and did not get a comfortable or good night sleep when we really needed it as had a long day of travelling ahead of us. Really disappointed and would like a refund as the accommodation did not meet expectations.

2.0 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Noisy

Closed party downstairs- like beeing there - could hear ALL (music, conversations, doors slaming etc.) till very late evening.

3.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Good

Nice room. No contact with staff, easy staff free check in which was perfect for us as we arrived very late.

Nothing to do with the hotel, just a warning for anyone using the bus service outside the hotel, the timetable seems a bit hit and miss.

1.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Cold Comfort Here - dont expect hot water for your shower!

The room was furnished nicely

There was no heating or hot water and we had to have ice cold showers

4.0 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Very good

the room

the position

4.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

pleasant clean warm room, very convenient for Stanstead Airport easy access to building and room

convenient for airport, clean room

nothing

4.0 / 5.0

Mar 2023

short, pleasant stay

Food cooked from fresh. Friendly staff/owners

trying to get the kettle under the tap to fill for coffee.

0.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Awful, would never stay there again

The room was freezing when we arrived a 3pm only to find no heating or hot water. We spoke to the towel lady who happened to be at the property, she confirmed the heating did not come on until 4pm - she gave us a fan heater to use. The room was dingy, cold and grim. We was on a time limit and didn't have the time to wait for the hot water to be fixed as we didn't know how long it was going to take. So we rushed and found another room at the Premier Inn for around the same price (It was lovely).

4.0 / 5.0

Mar 2023

Good location and very roomy

Good location close to Stansted. Very large rooms and comfortable beds. Superb Thai restaurant next door.

Shower was hot, and couldn't be turned down

4.5 / 5.0

Mar 2023

I needed a hotel close to the Airport. Green Man Boutique Hotel was an excellent choice.

rooms were cleaner and comfier than I was expecting

A carpet in the kitchen area would be nice

FAQs

How much does this inn cost compared to others in Uttlesford?

The average price for a rental in Uttlesford is £94 per night. This rental is £59 less expensive than the average.

Is parking included with this inn?

Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at The Green Man Boutique Hotel. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this inn?

We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this inn. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.

Is The Green Man Boutique Hotel pet friendly?

Unfortunately, this inn is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"

What amenities are available at The Green Man Boutique Hotel?

We found 4 amenities for this rental. This includes internet / wifi, fireplace, parking, and tv.

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The Green Man Boutique Hotel

Inn in Uttlesford

Reasons to book

About this inn

Amenities

Map of Uttlesford

Nearby attractions

Available Rooms

Double Room with Private Bathroom

Deluxe Quadruple Room

Twin Room with Bath

The Green Man Boutique Hotel

Inn in Uttlesford

Reasons to book

About this inn

Amenities

Map of Uttlesford

Nearby attractions

Available Rooms

Double Room with Private Bathroom

Deluxe Quadruple Room

Twin Room with Bath

Ratings and reviews

FAQs

How much does this inn cost compared to others in Uttlesford?

Is parking included with this inn?

Is there a pool at this inn?

Is The Green Man Boutique Hotel pet friendly?

What amenities are available at The Green Man Boutique Hotel?

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