Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear & Heated Pool!

Beach
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Outdoor dining
9.6
Outstanding(8 Reviews)

House in Cortez, FL

14 guests · 5 bedrooms · 2 baths

Reasons to book

Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
Top-tier experienceOne of the higher cost properties in the area

About this house rental

Summary:
Welcome to the Funky Flamingo on Palma Sola Blvd!
🌐 Fast WiFi + 34" 4K monitor station —perfect for work or play!
🛌 3 King beds, 1 Queen, 1 Twin, 2 sleeper sofas—plus 2 Pack 'n Plays for the littles!
📺 Smart TVs, sound machines, and USB chargers for total comfort.
🍳 Fully stocked kitchen + Weber grill for family feasts.
🏊 Private pool, hot tub, and fire table—your outdoor oasis awaits!
🐾 Woof Friendly (2 dogs max).
🏖️ 10 mins to world-class AMI beaches!
Your tropical escape is calling—Book now!

The Space:
Welcome to the Funky Flamingo, where comfort meets style in a vibrant, family-friendly setting. Our open-concept living space is perfect for creating unforgettable memories. The fully stocked kitchen features modern stainless-steel appliances, including a Keurig and a traditional coffee maker—coffee lovers rejoice! Cook up meals with ease while staying connected with your crew at the dining table (seats 8) or the breakfast bar (seats 4). Guests often say they feel right at home in this bright, thoughtfully designed space.

🛋️ Living Room & Entertainment
Gather, relax, and enjoy. The living room is designed with families and groups in mind:
✨ Two plush sofas that convert into sleeper beds—perfect for extra guests.
📺 A 55-inch Smart Roku TV for binge-watching or movie marathons.
🎲 Board games, puzzles, and entertainment for all ages.
⚡ Ultra-fast WiFi to keep everyone connected.
Whether it’s game night, Netflix binging, or unwinding after a day in the sun, this space is a guest favorite for comfort and connection.

🛏️ Sleep Like Royalty
Each bedroom is designed for ultimate comfort and praised in reviews for luxurious details like soft linens, sound machines, and USB charging stations by every bed. Here’s what you’ll find:
🏠 Master Bedroom: Your private retreat. A spacious King bed, 55” Smart Roku TV, a cozy sitting area, and a dedicated workspace with a 34” 4K monitor make this room perfect for work-from-anywhere travelers. The walk-in closet includes a Pack-n-Play ready to go—a lifesaver for families traveling with little ones!
🏠 Bedroom #2: A second King suite with plenty of space to stretch out and its own Roku Smart TV.
🏠 Bedroom #3: Family-friendly comfort with a Queen bed and a Twin bed—perfect for kids or extra guests.
🏠 Bedroom #4: Another King suite with a Smart Roku TV and cozy seating to relax at the end of the day.
No matter where you rest your head, you’ll love the thoughtful touches that make sleep truly luxurious.

👶 Family-Friendly Haven
We know traveling with little ones can be tricky, so we’ve made it easy! The master bedroom’s walk-in closet has a Pack-n-Play ready to go for naps or nighttime, and you’ll also find:
🍼 A highchair for mealtimes.
🛟 Pool safety gear for peace of mind.
🎵 Sound machines to ensure everyone gets the sleep they need.
Guests often say these thoughtful extras made their stay stress-free and enjoyable for the whole family.

🌴 Private Outdoor Paradise
Step into your own private oasis! The pool and patio area are the crown jewel of the Funky Flamingo:
🏊 A screened-in private pool with plenty of space to swim and play.
🛁 A bubbling hot tub—perfect for unwinding under the stars.
🛋️ A cozy daybed for afternoon naps or reading by the pool.
🔥 A large fire table surrounded by comfortable seating for evening conversations.
🍔 A brand-new Weber gas grill for family cookouts in the Florida sunshine.
Whether you’re lounging, grilling dinner, or soaking in the hot tub, this space is made for relaxation and fun.

🏖️ Beach Days Made Easy
No need to bring your own gear! Guests rave about the beach amenities provided, including:
🪑 Tommy Bahama beach chairs
⛱️ A beach umbrella and sandcastle tools
🛒 A wagon to carry everything to and from the beach
Grab your gear and head to the stunning beaches of Anna Maria Island, just minutes away!

📍 Perfect Location
Nestled near Palma Sola Bay, the Funky Flamingo offers:
🌳 Privacy on a spacious corner lot in a quiet neighborhood.
🌅 Stunning bay views with a short stroll along Palma Sola Blvd.
🛍️ Quick access to shops, restaurants, and entertainment in Bradenton.
🚤 Boat access with the Kingfish Boat Ramp just around the corner.

You’ll love the easy drive to Anna Maria Island and its famous white sand beaches while still enjoying peace and quiet at home.

✨ The Little Extras
We pride ourselves on providing a 5-star guest experience!
🎵 Sound machines and luxury linens for restful sleep.
🎲 Games and puzzles for family fun.
🔌 Small details like bedside USB chargers and a fully stocked kitchen for your convenience.

🌟 What Guests Love: Our Reviews Across All Booking Channels🌟
💬 “This house was absolutely perfect for our family! The pool and hot tub were a huge hit, and we loved all the thoughtful touches like the beach gear and games.” – Elizabeth H.
💬 “The master bedroom was a dream, and the kids loved the pool! We also appreciated the Pack-n-Play being ready to go in the closet. Made our trip so easy!” – Betsy D.
💬 “The outdoor space is incredible. The fire table, daybed, and grill were perfect for relaxing in the evenings. This home had everything we needed and more.” – Carl F.
💬 “The location couldn’t be better—close to the beach and shops but so private and peaceful. The Funky Flamingo really is a gem!” – Samantha D.
💬 “Perfect for working remotely! The workspace in the master bedroom with the 4K monitor was a game-changer. We’ll definitely be back!” – Jessica L.

🌴 Your Funky Flamingo Escape Awaits 🌴
Come see why guests call the Funky Flamingo the perfect vacation spot. From the private pool to the stunning location and thoughtful touches, you’ll have everything you need for a fun, relaxing, and memorable stay.

Book now and let the good times begin! 🦩✨

Guest Access:
🛏️ Trying to figure out sleeping arrangements? The Funky Flamingo is spaciously set up with 3 bedrooms on one side of the house, 2 sleeper sofas in the living room, and the 4th bedroom located off the pool deck with a private entrance..

The Neighborhood:
🏞️ Nestled along the picturesque Palma Sola Boulevard in Bradenton, this location offers the perfect blend of serene natural surroundings and easy access to local attractions. Here's what you can explore in the neighborhood:

🛍️ Shops & Restaurants
Just minutes away, you'll find a variety of local shops, unique boutiques, and a wide range of dining options. Whether you’re craving fresh seafood, a cozy café, or fine dining, the nearby establishments offer something for every taste.

🌅 Outdoor Adventures
Situated near the beautiful Palma Sola Bay, this area is ideal for outdoor enthusiasts. Take a scenic walk along the boulevard with stunning bay views, or visit Robinson Preserve for hiking, kayaking, and bird-watching. Anna Maria Island's famous white-sand beaches are just a short drive away, perfect for a day of sun, swimming, and beachcombing.

🎨 Cultural Attractions
Bradenton is rich in culture, with the nearby Village of the Arts offering a vibrant art scene filled with galleries, studios, and events. You can also explore the area's historical sites and museums to get a taste of the local heritage.

🚶 Walkability
The neighborhood around Palma Sola Boulevard is highly walkable, with plenty of scenic paths and parks to explore. Enjoy a peaceful walk along the bay, or take a leisurely stroll to nearby shops and restaurants.

🚗 Easy Access
Conveniently located, this address provides easy access to major roads and highways. Whether you're heading to downtown Bradenton, the charming beaches of Anna Maria Island, or Sarasota’s cultural attractions, everything is within a short drive.

Getting Around:
🚗 By Car: Driving is the easiest way to explore Bradenton and the surrounding areas. The property offers convenient parking, and with quick access to major roads, you can easily reach destinations like Anna Maria Island, Robinson Preserve, and downtown Bradenton.

🚖 Ridesharing: Services like Uber and Lyft are readily available in the area. Whether you're heading to the beach, dining out, or exploring local attractions, ridesharing offers a convenient and hassle-free option.

🚌 Public Transportation: The Manatee County Area Transit (MCAT) provides bus services throughout Bradenton and nearby areas. The nearest bus stop is a short walk away, offering an affordable and eco-friendly way to get around.

🚶 Walking-Friendly: The neighborhood around Palma Sola Boulevard is great for walking, with beautiful bay views, local parks, and shops just a stroll away. Enjoy the scenic paths and peaceful atmosphere as you explore the area on foot.

🚴 Biking: Bradenton is bike-friendly, with many bike lanes and trails nearby. Consider renting a bike to enjoy the scenic routes along Palma Sola Bay or to explore Robinson Preserve and Anna Maria Island at your own pace.

🚤 Boating: If you're bringing a boat, the nearby Kingfish Boat Ramp offers easy access to Palma Sola Bay and the surrounding waters. It's perfect for those looking to spend time on the water during their stay.

No matter how you choose to get around, the location at 2111 Palma Sola Blvd makes it easy to enjoy all that Bradenton and the surrounding areas have to offer.

Interaction with Guests:
We are just a quick message away and have help on our end to be available 24/7 for recommendations and the rare emergency!

Amenities

Pool
Air conditioner
Pets allowed
Kitchen or Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Fireplace
Smoking allowed
Parking
Laundry
Balcony or Patio
Dishwasher
Hot tub or spa
TV
Garden

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Reviews

9.6
Outstanding(8 Reviews)
10.0
Aug 2024
House was amazing very big on the inside with a nice pool to relax at and the beach is not even 1 minute down the road love it
10.0
May 2024
everything very clean spacious organized with everything you need and good location and excellent host
10.0
Apr 2024
Loved the location and house so much wanted to stay an extra day, but the place was booked and I asked last minute. Absolutely wonderful location! Brought my family and dogs, everyone enjoyed and had plenty of room!
10.0
Jul 2023
The property was just as expected. Though we did have a little trouble finding one of the rooms as it is separate. We got in when it was dark and were getting everyone settled for the evening but were short a bed room. One of my daughters pointed out that there was a key for the pool room off of the pool so we check it out and it was the missing room. Anyway the check in and out process was so easy and we loved the location.

FAQs

How much does this house cost compared to others in Cortez?

The average price for a rental in Cortez is £276 per night. This rental is £376 above the average.

Is parking included with this house?

Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear & Heated Pool!. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this house?

Yes, a swimming pool is available for use at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear & Heated Pool!. Enjoy the water!

Is Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear & Heated Pool! pet friendly?

Yes! This house is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.

What amenities are available at Funky Flamingo! Beach Gear & Heated Pool!?

We found 14 amenities for this rental. This includes pool, air conditioner, pets allowed, kitchen or kitchenette, and internet / wifi.

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