Spring is upon us! What better time to enjoy the Ozarks with NO pet or cleaning fees! Mike and I strive to offer a comfortable and complete, yet affordable get away for families, friends and large groups! At the same time we can offer a much roomier and homey stop on a road trip that wont break the bank! Come and relax around a fire while the cool nights make it just right for roasting hotdogs and marshmallows! The options are endless here at Ozark Mountain’s Escape! Take the stress out of getting your house ready and the cleanup that comes with a lot of guests and host your gatherings here! We have everything you could posibly need for that special meal and time with loved ones! We also are happy to take all of the work and stress out of preparing meals and cleanup as well. Imagine waking everyday of your getaway to the endless options here at Ozark Mountain's Escape! Whether you want to wake to the smell of coffee and bacon being prepared for you and your guests or have your breakfast delivered to your door. We are happy to come in and prepare, serve and clean up or you can opt for grocery pickup if you would rather whip it up yourself, we can pick it up for you and have it in the refrigerator upon your arrival! Start your morning sipping coffee(Keurig AND Pods provided along with a regular coffee maker) on the front porch swing while watching a stunning sunrise. Contemplate your options for the day . . . . Build a roaring fire at the large patio while you take in the beauty of the property, listen to the birds chirp and watch the deer graze in the yard and fields. Let your fur babies chase a ball while the kids run and play on their own park like playground of 5 acres, with another 5 acres of woods to explore. 10 acres to do whatever your heart desires! When you get hungry, break out the hot dogs and smores! During the summer, take a dip in your private pool, complete with comfortable lounge chairs, tables, umbrella and a plethora of floaties and toys. Feeling competitive? Throw up the volleyball net to the built in poles! Coolers available poolside for snacks and beverages along with bagged ice and tabletop ice maker. Get in on a friendly game of corn hole or washers which are provided! Or want to just stay in for the day?? Run a bath in the oversized tub and soak your cares away in our spa like master bath while you sip a glass of vino or favorite beverage from our local vineyards and breweries. All with a huge picture window for star gazing at night. After your luxurious bath, curl up in the oversized chair and ottoman next to the fireplace with a good book and fuzzy throw. Love cooking? Wander out to the garden during season to select salad fixings, vegetables and fruit including watermelon and cantaloupe to snack on or roast. Come on in to the large kitchen stocked with everything you could possibly need to create a meal to remember. Cooking is a personal passion of mine so you will find a huge variety of seasoning, spices and dry pantry staples here(less to have to get or pack) All while your family and friends are gathered in the open concept living/dining/kitchen area.
Put a movie on the projector, play a game, put a puzzle together or break out the karaoke machine! Harman/kardan bluetooth speaker available as well as a Vizio surround 5 speaker system.
Bringing the furbabies? We welcome pets, there is 10 acres for them to explore and run! Pet gates available as well.
Grilling or smoking food your thing? On the back deck next to the pool you will find both a charcoal grill and a smoker(brisket anyone??!!)
Hunting your passion? 5 private acres to hunt on!
Need to work? Full size desk in the bedroom 2 with printer and ample space to work.
Fitness? Hop on the Bowflex for a intense 14 minute preprogrammed interval training. Yoga mats available as well. Looking to do some hiking, just head on down to Onandoga State Park and enjoy the many beautiful trails along the Meramac River.
Need white noise at night? Fans in every bedroom!
Our beautiful property could be utilized for so many of your needs! Wedding venue, hunting trip, corporate retreat, girls trip, holiday family gatherings, honeymoon, babymoon, anniversary . . . the sky is the limit!
Take a drive down old Route 66 and check out Jesse James Museum and grab a bite to eat at Skippy's(a favorite local place) that is famous for their fried chicken and walleye fish dinners! The Meramac river is a quick 10 minute drive if you feel like floating down the river for the day, casting a line or checking out the local Onandoga Cave. We will even provide your transportation there and back so that you may have a carefree outing. There are also several local wineries (St. James) and brewing companies(Public House) within 20 minutes.
The Onondaga State park has riverfront gravel bar access and many trails to hike and explore.
After all this fun you will probably need to do some laundry . . . . .Full size brand new GE washer and dryer with basic laundry needs starter kit.
Have a special event with special needs, we would love to put it together for you!

Consider us your private butlers as we are on site (house and all amenities are entirely yours) so that we may cater to our guests and ensure you have the absolute best stay possible! However, any guests who don’t want that, we are happy to accommodate. Our guests satisfaction is everything to us. Mike and I hope to have the honor of hosting you! See you soon!