Modern Guest House - Vintage Records, Hot Tub, 4+ Acres, Wifi, EV Charger, Views
House in Joshua Tree, CA
4 guests · 2 bedrooms · 1 bath
Reasons to book
Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Free cancellationFull refund if you change your mind
Great for petsBring all your friends and family, even the furry ones
About this house rental
Enjoy a relaxing retreat in a cozy South Joshua Tree Guest House. The Guest House is open and airy 1000 square foot studio on a private 4 acre gated property with beautiful north facing sunset views.
The bedroom area has a queen sized bed and remodeled bathroom with shower. On the other side of the studio there is one or optionally 2 twin size beds that can be set up separately or also be pushed together for a Cal King size if needed.
The living room area has a super comfy down-filled mid-century couch and ottoman in front of the fireplace. There is a stereo with AUX, Bluebooth, CD & DVD player, turntable, Alexa, and Apple AirPlay inputs connected to a large flat screen TV with Roku interface in the living area for all of your entertainment needs! An interesting selection of CDs, DVDs, records, and books are provided for use during your stay.
Enjoy our cute kitchen is fully stocked with plates, flatware, glassware and starters for your meals and both a charcoal and propane barbeque grill outside.
There is a private patio with with table and chairs and a fire pit that faces north and features beautiful views - especially great for star gazing at night! There is a secluded Jacuzzi J-LXL hot tub with lounge seat on a slab just a few steps off the patio. The location is private and sits amongst Joshua Trees and desert flora and offers panoramic views of the sunset, surrounding mountains, city lights, and amazing stars at night. There are 2 hammocks for lounging under a large shade tree next to the carport where you can park your car under cover.
An Autel Level 2 40 amp EV charger with Tesla adapter is available.
We look forward to having you stay with us.
The bedroom area has a queen sized bed and remodeled bathroom with shower. On the other side of the studio there is one or optionally 2 twin size beds that can be set up separately or also be pushed together for a Cal King size if needed.
The living room area has a super comfy down-filled mid-century couch and ottoman in front of the fireplace. There is a stereo with AUX, Bluebooth, CD & DVD player, turntable, Alexa, and Apple AirPlay inputs connected to a large flat screen TV with Roku interface in the living area for all of your entertainment needs! An interesting selection of CDs, DVDs, records, and books are provided for use during your stay.
Enjoy our cute kitchen is fully stocked with plates, flatware, glassware and starters for your meals and both a charcoal and propane barbeque grill outside.
There is a private patio with with table and chairs and a fire pit that faces north and features beautiful views - especially great for star gazing at night! There is a secluded Jacuzzi J-LXL hot tub with lounge seat on a slab just a few steps off the patio. The location is private and sits amongst Joshua Trees and desert flora and offers panoramic views of the sunset, surrounding mountains, city lights, and amazing stars at night. There are 2 hammocks for lounging under a large shade tree next to the carport where you can park your car under cover.
An Autel Level 2 40 amp EV charger with Tesla adapter is available.
We look forward to having you stay with us.
Amenities
Air conditioner
Pets allowed
Kitchen or Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Fireplace
Smoking allowed
Parking
Balcony or Patio
Hot tub or spa
TV
Gym or Fitness Center
Garden
Family friendly
Map of Joshua Tree, CA
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Reviews
10.0
My wife and I loved our stay at this location. Everything was as it had been pictured in the listing: vintage and spotless. We really enjoyed spinning some records, playing a few of the retro games, relaxing in the hammocks, soaking in the hot tub and having a fire in the fireplace. Dave was a fantastic host, very responsive to any inquiries. He even had a three ring binder of helpful info on the kitchen table. It included practical info about the property, such as the check-out process as well as some nice-to-know information like his personally written reviews on local restaurants and nearby attractions.
The property has a beautiful view of the mountains with an ideal view of the sunrise over the mountains with Joshua trees silhouetted in the foreground. I had the pleasure of watching a bunch of hummingbirds buzz around the flowering shrubs on the property while I was taking a soak in the hot tub. Other wildlife sightings included a few great horned owls which we saw roosting in a nearby as well as the black tailed jackrabbits they were hunting . I’ve never seen these birds so close. It was a real treat. We loved how quiet the property was while still being close to Joshua Tree National Park and some conveniences like restaurants/gas stations/grocery stores.
We will definitely be coming back for another visit.
10.0
Had everything we needed and more! Loved the aesthetic and all the fun extras they had to use. Got to see stars from the hot tub, would definitely book again
10.0
Nice space and hot tub
10.0
This place is cute, comfortable and well located. You can easily jog over to the Joshua Tree Northern entrance, and you're only a few minutes from the Western entrance- essential if you want to be in the park early to avoid the crowds.
The guesthouse is comfortable with a good bed and a sofa right in front of the wood-burning fireplace. The hot tub at night under the stars is divine. Mark is ready to help with questions and needs, and the house is filled with games, entertainment and beautiful decor.
If you want a nice place that is near everything, but not in the middle of everything, this is it.
10.0
The guest house was nice and spacious. It had a lovely sound system, variety of exercise equipment, and plenty of seating. We definitely enjoyed stargazing in the hottub at the end of the day.
10.0
Beautiful views with lots of outdoor space. Quiet, comfortable, and clean. Very close to everything with quick access to Joshua Tree national park. Loved the bbq and sitting out on the patio at night. The hosts are great! Highly recommend a stay here.
10.0
This place was awesome! Plenty spacious, fully outfitted with everything we needed, and in a great location. And a hot tub to boot! Would definitely recommend.
10.0
Communication and coordination to access the property was very easy. The location is great for visiting the park and everything in the surrounding area. Stocked with everything you need and some fun extra nice touches like fitness equipment, record collection, fantastic A/V setup, etc. Highly recommended!
10.0
A very interesting space - could easily sleep 6. The welcoming notebook has lots of useful information. Well stocked kitchen. Weights, electric piano, fireplace, patio, hot tub, record player…
10.0
Perfect location with great amenities. We enjoyed the record collection, sitting in the hot tub under the stars, and by the warm fireplace at the end of the evening. A short drive to the Joshua tree national park visitor center and the Joshua tree saloon for a drink and some food after hiking in the park.
10.0
Joshua Tree Hideaway is conveniently located near the national park’s west entrance. The guesthouse is set next to the main house with a view across the desert to the mountains. Comfortable, clean, and pet friendly.
10.0
His face was perfect for us! We loved the decor, and the bed was so comfortable and oh that was there was enjoyable and aesthetically pleasing and wonderful.
10.0
10/10 Recommend! Clean, friendly, communicative.
10.0
My daughter and I stayed her as a base for a week of hiking at Joshua Tree National Park. The place had everything we needed, and comfy beds to rest and recover every night. We loved the hot tub under the stars. Mark was easy to communicate with and even though the place is close to the main house, there is plenty of privacy. Would definitely return!
10.0
We loved our time here. Communication with the host, privacy, the view (lots of windows), proximity to town and National Park were all perfect. We loved the guest house style, the bed and seating were super comfortable, and everything was extremely clean. It had all we needed and more. We appreciated the games, books, host recommendations and hot tub!
10.0
We love this guest house and look forward to returning again. Great location, privacy, and comforts (beds, jacuzzi, fireplace, tunes, robes!). Good times+++
10.0
Really lovely spot with great views. We loved the kitchen and the hot tub. Really well stocked and made us feel right at home.
10.0
More to do than we had time for! We also only made breakfast, but they had everything we could possibly need. What a sweet spot, very comfortable and quiet too.
10.0
I will def go back!
10.0
Awesome Oasis
Love this property so much; will definitely be booking again. Guest house is just as described; you won't have a dull moment with all that is provided. Unless you want to; and those moments can be and were so peaceful on this property. The owners are also super helpful and friendly. loved it!
10.0
Great place and location
This is a great place, and I would definitely stay there again. There is a quirky style about the place that was nice, and a little different to other places. Host was great and everything went smoothly. The property has good separation from neighbors, and the view of the stars on a dark night was great - not quite as good as the "dark sky" area in the JT Park, but a fine substitute if you can't make the trip into the park at night.
10.0
Perfect Joshua Tree
We had a wonderful time staying at the Modern Guest House. We loved hot tubbing under the moon and truly appreciated the hosts' recommendations and the comforts of the home. My 10 yo son especially enjoyed the keyboard, vintage typewriter and surrounding nature. We all loved the incredible views. The guest house is private, quiet, well-appointed and in a great location. Highly recommend!
10.0
Funky space for the perfect get away
This space was the highlight of our trip! After a full day hiking and exploring, we looked forward to going “home” and relaxing with the hot tub, fireplace, vinyl selection, board games, books, etc. It was the perfect home away from home! Mark was welcoming, responsive to questions, and was the perfect host!
10.0
Great place to stay when visiting Joshua Tree NP
Private, clean, with everything you need! Responsive host Mark!
After spending all day climbing in the park, we enjoyed the hot tub especially !
10.0
Great place gor seeing Joshua Tree
Loved coming back after a long day of hiking and relaxing in the hot tub!
10.0
Cozy Guest House Winter Get Away
This was a taste of what Joshua Tree must have felt like back in the late 70s early 80s.
The property felt like i was staying in my old uncles guest house as we listened to his awesome vinyl collection and enjoying the gorgeous view of the valley below.
The newer kitchen is well stocked with excellent cookware. The bathroom had good hot water pressure. The fireplace was cozy and nice. The heater works great. My favorite part was sitting in the outdoor jacuzzi at night watching the stars and the moon.
The property itself is quite large. There is plenty of outdoor space with many different options of where to sit or lounge.
The guest house is set up like a studio with all open living. There is a wall between the kitchen and the bedroom. The bathroom is self-enclosed between the two. The rest is wide open. The other two beds are against the other walls. Its perfect for a couple. While yes it could sleep 4 maybe even 5 (if you counted the couch) but then I think it would be too crowded.
When asked, the owner said the guest house does not share the jacuzzi with the main house. The main house is right behind the guest house but between the hill elevation and placement of windows there is privacy. The guest house was empty when we were there.
For those going in summer, there was a note on the thermostat mentioning the age of the house and it not being insulated to modern standards. In other words, if you are looking for an ice box to hide in during the middle of summer this is not your place.
Also the street the house is on off of HWY62 is a maintained dirt road. It started to rain our last day there and I was afraid my normal city-streets- kinda-car would get mudded in. But it stopped raining. So thats something to consider especially if you drive a lowered vehicle with low profile tires lol
I would definetly rent form Mark and Laura again.
Thank you again for opening your place to us.
10.0
Wonderful property.
Ideal getaway.
10.0
Great place to relax
Mark & Laura really thought of everything we needed to feel right at home. We stayed Friday-Monday (3 nights) over 4th of July weekend. The guest house is a great size for two ppl. The kitchen had everything we needed, not just the basics, but also a French press, coffee beans grinder, butter and garlic. The hammocks and hot tub were perfect for relaxing in the quiet landscape of this property. Great place. We hope to stay again the next time we plan a Joshua Tree trip.
10.0
Great Getaway
The location is wonderful, the property is interesting and comfortable. My only comment is the house is very full of items. It would be good to have more counterspace and drawer-space. We found it a little hard to get settled bc there was nowhere to put things we brought with us (toiletries, clothing). But we figured it out and had a delightful time. The patio, the hammocks, the house itself - all wonderful.
10.0
Delightful!
Thoroughly enjoyed my stay, had a lovely time.
10.0
Wonderful
This guest house was absolutely spectacular. My wife and I stayed for a week. It is very close to the park entrance and Joshua Tree town. The hot tub at night was magical. We would sit and watch the stars then go inside and start a fire. Some firewood was available and we left a small donation for the owner. I couldn't have asked for a better place. We will be staying here again.
10.0
Girls Get Away
We had such an amazing theme. The studio is huge, the beds are comfortable, the kitchen is well stocked. The views are breathtaking. We will definitely be back.
10.0
Perfect hideaway
Awesome place. Love the vibe, the space, the bed, the kitchen, the view, and proximity to JTNP. And good food. Hosts were great at communicating!
6.0
Avoiding exposure to Coronavirus in a safe haven
This rental was removed from the mainstream so we felt we could control our exposure to anyone who might infect us. We maintained our exercise schedule by hiking in JTNP. We were disappointed with the lack of cleaning/disinfectant supplies. My impression was that this rental was a bit “tired.” It is in need of some tlc. Communication with owner was very good. He made arrangements for us to do laundry on site.
10.0
A peaceful, beautiful place
This was our second stay at Mark's beautiful guest house (our second Christmas). My son and I thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, relaxing in the cozy and well-appointed house, enjoying the hot tub, cooking in the well-supplied kitchen, and taking advantage of the national park for hiking. The desert views are remarkable from the house. Many thanks.
10.0
Beautiful vistas from a superb location
We spent three very enjoyable nights while visiting nearby Joshua Tree National Park during the days. Returning to the well appointed accommodation each day was something to which we looked forward. The wood burning fireplace was especially appreciated. Mark greeted us and ensured that we had all that we needed. We look forward to returning.
10.0
What an incredible home! Our needs were met and our sen
We had a large and complicated group of musicians including couples, infants, and night owls. We rented both the main house and guest house and found physical and psychic space for all to do their thing. Our expectations we exceeded by the care and elegance of this lush and delightful property. Mark was a great host. All was easy breezy. We’ll be back for sure.
10.0
Rejuvenation time!
Stayed at the modern guest house in JT. Clean, roomy and lots of cool stuff! Near JT NP and shopping areas. BBQ and hot tub made it so nice after a day of hiking
. Live the fact that there is a kitchen with cookware and a drip coffee pot!
Hope to return someday:)
10.0
Fantastic!
I have stayed at a few different rentals in Joshua Tree. This is a gem. The location, the amenities and the introduction to the house by the host were all phenomenal. I had a very enjoyable time. Looking forward to another stay at this fabulous place!
10.0
great place
perfect location a 5 minute drive from the park. Wide open living space that complements the desert, good amenities -- stereo, full kitchen with utensils & appliances, fire place, hot tub, grills. Good for couples and small families. Highly recommended and hope to go back there.
FAQs
How much does this house cost compared to others in Joshua Tree?
The average price for a rental in Joshua Tree is R 4,571 per night. This rental is R 1,382 less expensive than the average.
Is parking included with this house?
Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at Modern Guest House - Vintage Records, Hot Tub, 4+ Acres, Wifi, EV Charger, Views. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this house?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this house. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is Modern Guest House - Vintage Records, Hot Tub, 4+ Acres, Wifi, EV Charger, Views pet friendly?
Yes! This house is pet-friendly. For more information, we recommend contacting the booking provider about animal policies.
What amenities are available at Modern Guest House - Vintage Records, Hot Tub, 4+ Acres, Wifi, EV Charger, Views?
We found 13 amenities for this rental. This includes air conditioner, pets allowed, kitchen or kitchenette, internet / wifi, and fireplace.
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