MEET BLANCHE- For the time of your life
Towable trailer in Mission
5 guests
Reasons to book
Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Includes essentialsKitchen or Kitchenette, Air conditioner, TV and more
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About this towable trailer rental
Meet Blanche.
Blanche is a big deal! She's named after the infamous Golden Girl, Blanche Devereaux. She likes to get around & comes with her own chauffeur who will go great distances to introduce you & hook you up. She isn't cheap, but guarantees she's worth every penny & hopes you want to come back for more. And, we're okay with her dating, but we're not quite ready for her to ride with strangers, so she must be chaperoned down the road & back again.
She's the life of the party with her king sized (bed) personality, double sized bunks & fold down desk in the bunk room, jack knife sofa, theatre seats, dining table, bar stools, large indoor fridge (she knows some cheesecake might just be another way to steal your heart), & four voluptuous slides.
If you get all hot & bothered, she'll cool you down (2 AC units) or you can turn her on (fireplace and heated theatre seats). And, Blanche will shower you with endless love (on-demand hot water heater).
Blanche doesn't fit in everywhere she goes, but we'll work with you to find a great spot for your date. To help remove some of the first date jitters & planning stress, we have pre-booked some wonderful locations & times. Ask for details.
She charms families & couples alike (even the wife who stereotypes her as dirty & something she'd never do). Blanche is happy help you change her mind about the whole idea. She is, also, excellent with children and can close her bunk door, so they sleep soundly, while you enjoy all she has to offer after hours.
Furthermore, she's very generous & happy to share her toys. Like to cuddle around the fire pit, barbecue dinner together, or enjoy days/evenings at the beach? Blanche will do her best to accommodate (linens, towels, propane fire pit, portable barbecue, additional propane tanks, floaties, kid's kayak, outdoor ice maker, and more are available for a nominal fee). Blanche is very flexible and likes to satisfy.
For the time of your life, book your date with Blanche today!
Amenities
Air conditioner
Kitchen or Kitchenette
TV
Map of Mission
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Reviews
5.0 Outstanding(2 Reviews)
FAQs
How much does this towable trailer cost compared to others in Mission?
The average price for a rental in Mission is R 2,083 per night. This rental is R 820 above the average.
Is parking included with this towable trailer?
Parking is not specified as an available amenity at MEET BLANCHE- For the time of your life. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this towable trailer?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this towable trailer. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is MEET BLANCHE- For the time of your life pet friendly?
Unfortunately, this towable trailer is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"
What amenities are available at MEET BLANCHE- For the time of your life?
We found 3 amenities for this rental. This includes air conditioner, kitchen or kitchenette, and tv.
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