Pictures don’t show how it looks, people sleeping in front of this “hotel”, drugs close by, staff not friendly or helpful one bit, don’t answer the phone. A lady checking out said do not stay here, it’s nasty and definitely do not sit down on the dirty toilets. This place shouldn’t be listed

I didn’t care for their not being proper parking and it wasn’t not advertised as a hostel on Hopper where I booked but it was fine for a 1 night stay

Never stay here!!!

Everything went smoothly. Room was clean and comfy. Dining and drinks in outdoor cute patio attached. Super friendly staff.

The place is discusting

Got everything i need

Our stay at Bikini Lodge was really great. The house is very good, the location is awesome and the staff is really really helpful. I and my family highly recommend.

Not what was advertised. Very old, dirty and no parking.

Extremly loud. People outside were screaming until 2.30 am. Loud AC. No warning water. Filthy fridge (outside) Beds were good.

There was no working television, the blinds don’t shut people can see in, no blinds in the shower, no dinner no breakfast worth mentioning, noisy from construction work.

I wouldn’t recommend this place to anyone it wasn’t really what I expected from seeing the pictures online differently won’t be staying there again

The first thing I ran into was a drunk cursing at the staff and passing out in the hallway, requiring police. Then I find out the orbitz description for the property was wrong and we got a 1 bedroom apartment instead of a 3 bedroom house. The beds had no blankets, the AC unit kept switching to 76° causing the room to be hot. The hot water didn't work. There is no laundry facilities. The room was next to communal kitchen. The parking is non-existent and I got a parking ticket because the signs are not clear. The staff overall were helpful, but the place itself is the problem. The website is completely inaccurate and outdated. Don't get me started on the beds, it's like sleeping on the cheapest mattress from Walmart along with pillows that provide less support than airplane pillows. The only reason we stayed is because orbitz screwed up our other reservation and allowed an unauthorized individual to cancel it. If your a college student or traveling and young, this is fine, but for a family with kids, this is not a great place.

The place was clean, staff was very helpful and friendly. The little restaurant was really cute and the food was good. Overall everything was good and I'd definitely stay again for a short stay

Staff truly needs to check guests reservations BEFORE their arrival to ensure that the property has been paid by 3rd party sites. That way they won't be charged twice for the same stay.

This is a Hostile!!! Not a lodge!!! Very run down. While we had a private room, the blinds we broken. The matress squeaked at the slightest movement and was completely uncomfortable. I had to take a Luke warm shower and dry off with exfoliating hand towels. There was a room in front of ours that would allow for 6 individuals, though there was no one in that room. There is no parking what do ever. The “kitchen” was disgusting and “breakfast” was a joke!

An older building but clean and well kept.

Bad policy, I will never ever recommend this.

This is the worst place I ever lived in my life. No TV working no hot water. Worst breakfast only bread. No toiletries in the washroom. Blood on the bed sheets. smelly fridge I will never stay here again, or I will never recommend anyone to stay there. Waste of money

There was limited parking, room itself was ok, not the worst not the greatest

Definitely not what we expected. The air conditioner finally cooled the room by 5am the next day. No parking. Pay to park 2 blocks away. The room was old and would be nice if updated. Holes in door, wall. They said breakfast buffet…. Cereal and bread. Very nice lady at desk, though.

This was a clean hostel. We had the rooms for just our group. The staff were very friendly and professional. The A/C was undersized, and couldn’t beat the heat, but it was June in Miami.

There was no shuttle service even tho it was advertised. Room was dirty, shower was all rusty and there was mould in the air conditioner. I left after one night as I was meant to be there for a week.

Bathroom was dirty

We felt welcomed and room was better than expected. Courtyard music too loud but stopped around 11 pm so was ok. Staff very friendly

nothing

The rooms are not clean enough.

The worst hostal

Great short stay, wonderful location, kids loved all the bunk beds!

Everything was good no problem.

Out dated

The only positive side is that is cheap. The place rents beds per night so you have all kinds of people living there, people smoking weed at the entrance of the place all the time, they talk until late time in the night, and is really hard to get sleep because of that. You don't have any place to park your car no matter if you want to pay for it or not. You feel unsafe in that place. The bed sheets are than old and bad quality that you can see thought them and we found hair in the towels.