Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Cosy | Individually decorated, individually furnished, iron/ironing board

Boujee | Individually decorated, individually furnished, iron/ironing board

Decadent | Individually decorated, individually furnished, iron/ironing board

Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels

8.0 / 10.0

Outstanding(410 Ratings)

Hotel in Beaconsfield

5-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsPool, Air conditioner, Internet / Wifi and more

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About this hotel

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars
This smoke-free hotel features 2 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and 3 bars/lounges. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Other amenities include spa services, wedding services, and multilingual staff.
Change of towels is available on request.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and bathrobes. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool.

Amenities

Pool

Air conditioner

Internet / Wifi

Parking

Balcony or Patio

Hot tub or spa

Map of Beaconsfield

Nearby attractions

Victoria and Albert Museum

21.3 mi

Tower of London

25 mi

Available Rooms

Decadent

1 King

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Boujee

1 King

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Snug

1 Double

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Cosy

1 Double

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

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8.0 / 10.0

Outstanding(410 Ratings)

Hotel in Beaconsfield

5-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsPool, Air conditioner, Internet / Wifi and more

Book with confidenceWe partner with the top travel sites so you know you're getting a great deal on the perfect rental

About this hotel

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool.

Amenities

Pool

Air conditioner

Internet / Wifi

Parking

Balcony or Patio

Hot tub or spa

Map of Beaconsfield

Nearby attractions

Victoria and Albert Museum

21.3 mi

Tower of London

25 mi

Available Rooms

Decadent

1 King

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Boujee

1 King

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Snug

1 Double

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Cosy

1 Double

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Expedia.com for availability & pricing

Ratings and reviews

8.0 / 10.0

Outstanding(410 Ratings)

4.0 / 10.0

Dec 2024

Shower heads clogged with limescale, and water pressure too low to use the rain shower head.

3.0 / 10.0

Dec 2024

We had a good stay dinner was lovely and the girls on reception (evening) Wednesday 4th were impeccable and very helpful. We had an issue with he bath on our first room and we let them know and within minutes we were moved to a like for like room overall customer service was really good

3.0 / 10.0

Nov 2024

A lot of hype from the Las Vegas type flair. Front desk staff was decent, on par. Yet, for all that money, absolutely no value for what you pay. So much potential, but this place needs a Gordon Ramsay make over.

4.0 / 10.0

Nov 2024

Funky and interesting room. A little small due to age of building and “Cozy” status of the room. Room did smell like Marijuana for some reason. Slightly disappointed at lack of tea or coffee facilities in the room and reception didn’t mention ordering any to be brought to the room either.

4.0 / 10.0

Nov 2024

We had a night stay in the decadent suit it was very decadent, copper bath tub at the end of the bed with water filling it from the ceiling show stopper. Red padded velvet walls and cream padded velvet ceiling, leather flooring and drapes adorning the windows and on suite. Unfortunately it is rather dark with dim lighting, could do with a little maintenance, broken blinds on window, curtain hanging off pole and broken door handle that came off in my hand when I opened the door. The shower wasn’t very good either. We did have a good nights sleep on a soft mattress and fluffy pillows. Dinner was delicious and service great loved the experience overall just little issues the rooms looking a little tired and could do with some TLC considering the price.

5.0 / 10.0

Oct 2024

Was great & Olivia the lady on the desk was great help n food was good too

4.0 / 10.0

Oct 2024

Nice Stay Enjoy our time here Hopefully come back again

5.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

So good x

10.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

Lovely hotel , lovely staff, and restaurant was amazing

3.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

We went here for the Thai restaurant and staying in the hotel is a fun experience. It’s

5.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

Such a fabulous stay, the rooms are the best, the staff are attentive, the food is excellent & the cocktails are outstanding This is one of our favourite places to stay.

2.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

I booked this for me an my partner for his birthday. I needed up getting threatened an attack at our room, they said they was security which they wasent. This isn't the first time this has happened here either. Felt totally unsafe and id never go back.

1.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

The toilet in the room was really smelly, the room was extremely noisy. Didn’t sleep for the two nights

10.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

Stunning venue. Room was amazing. Superb dinner.

10.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

Had a great stay thank you to mark for making it extra special we will definitely be returning

5.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

The hotel itself is amazing, the staff were so helpful and welcoming!

10.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

This is a fantastic hotel with wonderful staff and the room was incredible. If you want to stay somewhere really special and unique this is the place.

5.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

I only have a certain budget for my business trips and this time the Crazy bear fitted my budget perfectly. Sadly I only used the room for a good nights sleep as I was over on business. However the room was quiet, the bed was very comfy and the linen was exceptional.

8.0 / 10.0

Sep 2024

Friendly staff and lovely rooms

2.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

The hotel rooms although opulent are not easy to apply make up and generally see in the dim lighting. I was kept awake because next door had left their tv on all night. The 7course tasting meal was ridiculously drawn out , we had to ask for the next course several times and the price of the meal although reduced because we had purchased in advance was then l subject to massive service charge , which we paid even though service was so drawn out !! Not value for money at all…

8.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

What a beautiful and unique place. Staff were amazing, polite, attentive. The cocktails were delicious and sipping them by the pool was a nice treat. My only grumble was that there were crumbs in the bed. Under the covers. Also the shower pressure was poor and the temperature very tepid at best. However I would definitely come back in the hope of these improvements

8.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Hotel was good only thing I could say is the taps on the end of the bed leaked so made the bottom off the bed absolutely soaked and also the room smelt really damp but other than that the staff was great and the hotel was good

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Loved our stay everyone was so nice and the room was beautiful couldn’t have asked for anything more

5.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Amazing stay at the crazy bear Beaconsfield. Had dinner....food was superb. Had steak and it was the best i have ever had. Everything about the crazy bear is cool....the toilets in the hotel are fabulous! Stayed in a bourgee room with copper bath that filled from the ceiling. Bathroom was black and gold marble with copper sink....couldn't fault the place....will definitely be back!

5.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Very good idea for a hotel Very relaxing and staff were amazingly friendly Room was spotless.

5.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Second stay at this hotel. Great location and very reasonably priced. Free parking a bonus. Very much a couples hotel but fine for solo travellers too. Restaurant a little pricy with modest portions but quality high and service excellent.

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Staff was amazing very helpful and the food was lovely

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Ive wanted to stay here for so long and after reading some reviews was a lil concerned but i can now generally say i absoloutley do not understand the negagive feedback. This crazy bear exceeded my expectations.. its quirky, its fun, its clean and looked after. EVERY staff member we encounted werw friendly and welcoming. The pool area is gorgeous and we were lucky to have a nice enough day to be in and out of the pool. Yes drink prices are nkt the cheapeat but not unexpected for a well to do area in LONDON. Yes the rooms are dark but as per photos and again as expected. We loved our room and the full property. Fuj for a night away somehwherw different and somewhere quirky! And OMG the bath with the roof water!!! Pay for the upgrade people!!! We will be back. Thank you to all of tge crazybear crew 🐻❤️

4.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Our bathroom had millions of cobwebs behind the shower screen and the room smelled of old dinners

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

A fantastic stay So much so we have already booked again!

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Great stay as always, looking forward to the coffee and tea making facilities being installed in the rooms

8.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

This is certainly unique and completely different from any other hotel stay. Staff were polite and professional yet friendly. The town itself is beautiful with excellent restaurants, spoilt for choice for food. We absolutely loved our stay and will be back again soon. The only negative side were the so called “influencers” and their self presumed importance and “fame” but this was a minor thing out of the hotels control.

8.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

For the price you are spending on the room i would expect tea and coffee in room. Tv was not tuned in correctly so you didn’t know what channel was what.

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Stayed in Boujee 29 and really had the WOW factor when you walk in. The room was spacious and beautiful decor including the copper bath and bathroom which we loved. Had a meal in the restaurant and bar snacks and the food was wonderful. The outside area including the swimming pool was really nice, it was as if we were in Marrakech! Really nice area in Beaconsfield with options of various pubs and restaurants nearby. Only minors and this is picky, I’d say was the living area was a bit dark and found a couple of bits in the sofa diamantés, and the loo roll holder was broken. Friendly staff and nothing was ever too much trouble. Overall, excellent stay and would highly recommend.

3.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

At first glance the hotel looks like it’s pictures , too many things wrong for £300+ per night in the supposed best room category broken window blinds where people parking car can see directly into your room. Bashed and dented floor lamps Broken shower auxiliary arm. The room was nice other than that but replace the broken or faulty items. Bed was comfortable but lights were also hard to figure out. Fancy light switches literally took us 15/20 minutes to get all Lights to go out at night. Lights very dim when on and hard to see or read anything in room. Extremely slow service in the bar 10 minutes sitting before we ordered a drink 10 minutes to receive drinks after.

2.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Underwhelming. Trying too hard. Cramped room with nowhere to put luggage (ended up using the bath to hold bags). No bathroom door. Style over substance.

10.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Absolutely stunning stay . Amazing place and room but the levels of service are exceptional. Brilliant all round effort from everyone here on our second stay . Will sing this place from the rooftops

4.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

Toilet was smelly, room was so noisy all night. I ordered 2 coffees in the morning which never arrived.

5.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

We had an amazing experience at the crazy bear. The best hotel me and my partner have stayed in by far. Could not fault the staff who made our stay so special. The room was immaculate and the location of the hotel was perfect for what we wanted. Thank you to the crazy bear!

5.0 / 10.0

Aug 2024

I loved this place. Opulent and sumptuous just like the service. Beaconsfield is a cute town with lots of independent shops so a great choice for a break and the pool makes this place stand apart from everywhere else!

FAQs

How much does this hotel cost compared to others in Beaconsfield?

The average price for a rental in Beaconsfield is $152 per night. This rental is $11 above the average.

Is parking included with this hotel?

Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this hotel?

Yes, a swimming pool is available for use at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Enjoy the water!

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield pet friendly?

Unfortunately, this hotel is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"

What amenities are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

We found 6 amenities for this rental. This includes pool, air conditioner, internet / wifi, parking, and balcony or patio.

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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Hotel in Beaconsfield

Reasons to book

About this hotel

Amenities

Map of Beaconsfield

Nearby attractions

Available Rooms

Decadent

Boujee

Snug

Cosy

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Hotel in Beaconsfield

Reasons to book

About this hotel

Amenities

Map of Beaconsfield

Nearby attractions

Available Rooms

Decadent

Boujee

Snug

Cosy

Ratings and reviews

FAQs

How much does this hotel cost compared to others in Beaconsfield?

Is parking included with this hotel?

Is there a pool at this hotel?

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield pet friendly?

What amenities are available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

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