The sounds of the frogs in the back pond. The large table in the dining room. The internet worked well.

The pond was filthy, a faded algae mess. Hot tub had been featured in pictures, was not available to use. Dishwasher won't do anything but hottest setting (forget washing plastic). Kitchen table a garage sale reject. Front bed in bedroom by carport angled so that a sleepy trip to the bathroom resulted in a head bonk from the corner of the mantle (from a fireplace that couldn't be used), and the need to change to another room in the middle of the night. Hood in kitchen a greasy fireball waiting to happen, light switch didn't work.