The Horny Toad Guesthouse
Apartment in Simpson Bay
Reasons to book
Guests love it hereGuests give this property a top rating
Well priced for this locationProperty prices in this area are generally higher
Includes essentialsGarden, Kitchen or Kitchenette, Air conditioner and more
About this apartment rental
While you're here, you can enjoy all the comforts of home and more, including a full-sized refrigerator/freezer and an oven, as well as a stovetop and free WiFi. Other amenities include laundry facilities, a freezer, towels, and kitchenware and utensils.
Amenities
Air conditioner
Kitchen or Kitchenette
Internet / Wifi
Parking
Laundry
Balcony or Patio
Gym or Fitness Center
Garden
Family friendly
Map of Simpson Bay
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Hibiscus
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Frangipani
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Sea Grape
1 King • 570 ft²
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Ratings and reviews
10.0 / 10.0
Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
10.0 / 10.0
It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
6.0 / 10.0
The view was amazing
10.0 / 10.0
The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!
5.0 / 10.0
The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
10.0 / 10.0
Overall very good!!
10.0 / 10.0
Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
10.0 / 10.0
What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
10.0 / 10.0
Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
10.0 / 10.0
Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
5.0 / 10.0
Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
5.0 / 10.0
Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome.And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelersI didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurantsYou'll be happy to stay there!
10.0 / 10.0
Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome.
And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers
I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants
You'll be happy to stay there!
5.0 / 10.0
nice.
I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again.
beach, garden, parking etc is super
10.0 / 10.0
As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
5.0 / 10.0
Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
2.5 / 10.0
Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
5.0 / 10.0
Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
5.0 / 10.0
Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
5.0 / 10.0
We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
5.0 / 10.0
Everything one might expect in a smaller beachfront hotel and then some. Owner/managers were very hospitable - they even threw a delicious St Patrick's Day dinner party and invited all the guests. Nightly happy hour gatherings. Located directly on a beautiful stretch of Simpson Bay Beach. Short walk to restaurants, stores and bus transportation. Very accessible to airport so there is some airport noise but not late at night..
2.5 / 10.0
Everything one might expect in a smaller beachfront hotel and then some. Owner/managers were very hospitable - they even threw a delicious St Patricks Day dinner party and invited all the guests. Nightly happy hour gatherings. Located directly on a beautiful stretch of Simpson Bay Beach. Short walk to restaurants, stores and bus transportation. Very accessible to airport so there is some airport noise but not late at night..
5.0 / 10.0
Cute hotel on the beach. Room was like a large effiency apt. with everything you needed.
5.0 / 10.0
Cute hotel on the beach. Room was like a large effiency apt. with everything you needed.
4.0 / 10.0
Wonderful location right on Simpson Bay. Beach right at your doorstep. Staff was warm and welcoming. Great having a full kitchen in the room so we can eat in some nights. Loved our stay! Would highly recommend.
4.0 / 10.0
Wonderful location right on Simpson Bay. Beach right at your doorstep. Staff was warm and welcoming. Great having a full kitchen in the room so we can eat in some nights. Loved our stay! Would highly recommend.
5.0 / 10.0
Wonderful stay at the Toad, right on the water and closest enough to walk to many restauarants
5.0 / 10.0
Great beach location. Wonderful view and you can hear the ocean from your room. Very quaint accommodation
5.0 / 10.0
A great budget hotel situated right at the beach in Simpson bay. Clean rooms, good cooking facilities, close to good restaurants and a very nice relax and bbq area outside where me and my friends did some hangouts with the other guests.
4.0 / 10.0
Excellent choice for the "get out"traveler. If I are resort traveler this is not for u. Full kitchen and 2 separate rooms. Excellent AC.
4.0 / 10.0
Excellent choice for the "get out"traveler. If I are resort traveler this is not for u. Full kitchen and 2 separate rooms. Excellent AC.
4.0 / 10.0
Great time!!! Enjoyed my stay and cant wait to return.
4.0 / 10.0
Great time!!! Enjoyed my stay and can't wait to return.
5.0 / 10.0
We loved this place, our own private beach, the friendliest most helpful staff, it feels like you are at your beach house. Just comfortable In the Carribean. We can't wait to go back.
2.5 / 10.0
We loved this place, our own private beach, the friendliest most helpful staff, it feels like you are at your beach house. Just comfortable In the Carribean. We cant wait to go back.
5.0 / 10.0
This lovely place is like having your own island paradise. There is no TV and no pool. But this is the real thing. Lovely location, quite and peaceful. It was off season so I am sure thing pick up more in season. The place only has 7 rooms so it reminds you of a B & B, but with out the breakfast, but all units have kitchens. You really find some really great people that work here, and we met some great people from all over the world. I would go back tomorrow if I could.
4.0 / 10.0
My husband and I visited for a long weekend over the 4th of July. We stayed in room 8 and we loved our room, especially the full kitchen and balcony. The room has a wonderful cross breeze, which allowed us to keep the windows open the whole time. Cherry, the manager, was wonderful. She helped us with information about the island and was a very gracious host. The grounds are immaculate and the beach is beautiful. They provide lounge chairs, a hammock, a grill and a sitting area by the beach so there is plenty of space to relax. We are already planning a return trip to the this wonderful place!
5.0 / 10.0
Having just gotten back from this amazing hotel, i cant rate it high enough!
More than the 3 stars it is rated on some sites.
I stayed in room 6 by myself and the room was cleaned each day and i found no fault at all.
What also make this hotel special is its location, 10 munites to Philipsburg and not much more to marigot, also with in an easy walking distance is local shops from a bakery to cafes to little food markets.
This winner for this hotel has to be the staff who work here as nothing is to much trouble!
Not to mention the pristine white beach that this hotel backs on too!
5.0 / 10.0
This is a relaxing and quiet beachfront property away from families and children. Each room is unique with its own home comforts. Waking up and walking out of your room onto the beach was the best part of the vacation. The staff was hospitable and you will not miss your television as there is no TV or radio in the rooms. This is truly a get-away-vacation with simple luxury.
2.5 / 10.0
The HornyToad was the highlight of our stay in St Martin. Betty and her staff keep this place spotless, and its very refreshing to stay here away from the resorts. This hotel really is home away from home!
FAQs
How much does this apartment cost compared to others in Simpson Bay?
The average price for a rental in Simpson Bay is £229 per night. This rental is £58 above the average.
Is parking included with this apartment?
Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at The Horny Toad Guesthouse. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.
Is there a pool at this apartment?
We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this apartment. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.
Is The Horny Toad Guesthouse pet friendly?
Unfortunately, this apartment is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"
What amenities are available at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?
We found 9 amenities for this rental. This includes air conditioner, kitchen or kitchenette, internet / wifi, parking, and laundry.
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