More entertaining than Fawlty Towers!

More infuriating than Fawlty Towers!

Nothing

There was nothing to like about this place the staff members were intoxicated didn't have a clue how to sort a room out waited 10 hours and still no room sorted so we left never felt so uncomfortable around people, they were clearly under the influence of alcohol if not something else , I think it should be removed from the booking site its not fit for purpose 😒

Location is good for getting every where staff were okay

Hotel dirty and very tied due to lack of staff employed by the company no TV in room no keys to your room had to keep catch on the door while out.shower didn't work either toilet wasn't that clean either had to ask for toilet rolls and a kettle that worked and got charged twice cash paid and then got money with drawn by a hotel called unicorn which is based in Buckinghamshire tied to call no one answers phone and it goes on message service.

Beautiful amazing old building loved it

Nothing

No keys for rooms no television absoulate freezing yous need to do a visit because absolutely disgusting

Nothing

Room wasn't ready till 5 pm, no soap, shampoo neither,no key for the room, BED Bugs, because of them spend the night in the bath, VAT invoice not available also no receipts

Nothing Leaving only stayed an hour place needs closing down

Could only stay for about an hour into a 2 nights stay terrible experience room was dirty shower had dirt all the way down the hose part the taps in the bath were leaking the sink was cracked there were cigarette ends outside the window with empty packets the mattress was so thin i could feel the slats from the bed frame ,we only got new towels when we paid for our stay as they used the money to go get some, had no keys to any of the rooms they were using the master key,sheets felt damp

beautiful building, the room was very clean and comfortable, the staff were very very helpful and friendly. great location with access to many shops and was just genuinely a vey pleasant stay! well done

Good location in the centre of town lovely old lots of character excellent price big room very comfortable and quiet

Leaving

Filthy room, old sheets and clothes flung in wardrobe. Door insecure and hardly shut and actually had someone burst into room in middle of night as they had wrong room but managed to push door in even though locked...never again

Nice big room with huge bed it was quiet and comfortable right in the middle of town

nothing it was horrible don’t even know how they are open

manger was literally doing coke in front of everyone

nothing did not even book in nobody at reception waited an hour phone 3 times , nothing was told by person not to leave my car in car park as not safe ?

place was disgusting nobody in reception did not even book in was man sat in reception rolling a joint a few people outside smokeing them , broken windows doors broke , was told not to leave my car in car park as would be broke into or stolen, waited an hour nobody about even rang 3 times and no answer , I WPIED MY FEET AS I LEFT THE BUILDING AS WAS THAT DIRTY, PHOTOS ON WEBSITE MUST BE YEARS OLD

Quiet sleep.

No key or lock on the door! No wifi, no soap, dirty unusable kettle, no one around to speak to, back door open all night presumably due to no keys being available. I appreciate it is cheap but lock on the door a necessity.

Absolute nothing

Everything worst place I’ve stayed and stayed in some dives not good at all what a toilet it is

Room was literally untidy on arrival had been threatened with andy the hammer if I hadn't paid for the room which I did prior to arrival... there Was a big terd left in the toilet by the last guest we Darent even use the shower the place was freezing and not very welcoming... the guy who owns it I think he thinks he's on the cast of peaky blinders... wouldnt recommend to anyone! It's a shame I stayed a few years prior and it wasn't like that hence me rebooking but never again.

Unable to provide an answer for this question as there are no positive points to the hotel

The rooms were insecure unable to lock the room door, came back to find my personal belongings from my suitcase across the bed and the cleaner had stolen a number of items. Reported to management, promised a refund of the room due to refusing to stay there. This still hasn't happened.

Location

tI was double charged. They take cash and then take the money again via booking.com The CEO doesn't reply to letters of complaint I presume he doesn't care about blatant fraud Currently asking bank to investigate fraud

Being swapped rooms

Room first had was terrible extension wire for plugs room dirty had to change rooms second room was a bit better but no tea making facilities room was cold with à tiny electric heater xx you need to send someone on to retake photos as nothing like picture

Great old building Good location, big car park

Street noise

nothing to like about the property

as I entered my room it was cold and there was an electric heater in the room which worked for 2 minutes before cutting out there was also a condom wrapper on the floor what could only be described as semen stains on the bed as well as what looked to be ink stains on the sheet and the wardrobe was pulled from the wall revealing a inch think layer of dust

Very welcoming staff and manager.

Very bad run down place , there is nothing what so ever to like about this place . The rooms looks like their not fit to stay in , extremely dirty , broken bed , tv with no control , tea and coffee no mugs , lights don't work , door never shut right , I stayed about an hour , that was enough for me ,

Way to much to fit into this . My only mistake was not complaining earlier , and not taking photos , but I couldn't wait to leave

Nothing really

Room was dirty and whole hotel cold. No heating on anywhere.

I would like to bring to your attention the unacceptable quality and experience of staying at the Talbot Hotel Saturday29th January. I do on this not make a habbit of complaining however, on this occasion I feel that it is necessary. I have stayed in many Hotels and the Talbot to date has been my worst experience. Below are some of the reasons I need to bring to your attention. No rubbish bin in room (went down stairs to reception and given a plastic paint tub as a substitute bin) No WIFI (told it had been stolen) No soap or shower gel. Two tea bags and no milk No toilet paper Batteries flat in TV remote cold room no heating (even though I'd brought this to the managers attention) noise from people outside my window missing and torn lino in the bathroom. Can I also bring to your attention that during the night, a man kicked the door open and enter my room. He apologised and left the room. As a result, the catch on the door had been broken and was unable to shut.