This property is not advertised as being a hostel but it is. Everything seems clean, one light in the bathroom was out so I showered in the dark. The bar attached and road is loud but they do provide earplugs. No front desk for check in, I wish they had been upfront about it. Overall, not bad for being pretty inexpensive. Very close to beach and food.

Decent place near the beaches. Do the bio bay tour!

Cottages are old and Smell of stale mildew and humidity. No hot water in our room. Difficult walk with uneven floor and hard to find room to exit. Very poor decoration. Shower small and poorly put together by hand. We DO NOT recommend!

The shower was either burning hot, or lukewarm, there was no way to make it in between. The soap dispenser in the shower fell off the wall and there was no bar soap in the room at all. There did not appear to be any staff around at all. The room was not cleaned while we were there and we had to deal with one set of towels, the entire time. Two total towels for two people for three days to make due for showers, visits to the beach, and kayaking on the bio-bay. That wasn’t great. The bed was comfortable enough however, there were no blinds so the lights came in from the outside.

It’s a pretty basic room, but all we needed for one night after visiting the bioluminescent bay. We ate at the bar in the same property and the food was very good.

Unfortunately check in was not smooth. I never got check in instructions emailed to me, and I had to ask the workers at the restaurant to help me which I know they don’t like to be bothered with that. The lights were flickering, there were mosquitoes in the room, and worst of all the battery was missing in the smoke alarm so it was beeping nonstop. Luckily I got someone to take it out but it was late and the last thing I wanted to deal with.

Great location, good price.

Hotel was very small but cute. The main thing was it was very clean. Adam, who we dealt with most, was always very friendly and extremely helpful.

Simple accommodations that had everything we needed after adventuring around the island.

Clean rooms, all things is in working condition

It was a great place to stay for one night. Affordable price.

moved us to a great room when the ceiling leaked after a storm

Perhaps it's because I booked through Expedia, but I didn't have the door code or room number by arrival, there is no front office, and they don't answer their phone. A woman informed me I should've received an email with the information, which I didn't, and referred me to a bartender at Lazy Jacks for help. They handed me a paper with my details. I just needed a place to shower and sleep and this fit my needs. Room was clean, comfortable bed, plenty of pillows. The AC is programmed to 75F. You need to take your own towels. The only cons were the lamps on the nightstand flickered and the lights around outside prevented the room from being dark for sleep. Quick walk to the Bioluminescent Tour pickups and several restaurants.

The people who work there are fantastic, the property is as described. Nice close by restaurants.

Clean and quiet rooms. Totally acceptable accommodations for the price and location. Very easy and responsive communication with Char . I highly recommend the Lazy Guesthouse for an easy and relaxing stay on Vieques in Esperanza.

Well.. Not really even sure where to start on this one. But basically, it’s a spoofed up double wide trailer. It’s self check in, which is great, but we got here and there was no key in our lock box. The manager, although not even remotely apologetic, did come quickly and switched our room. Funnily enough, the room we were supposed to stay in, was actually under construction which we noticed the following day. The place itself is rough, and you get what you pay for. The bloody, smashed bugs on the walls, broken blinds, lamp with no light bulb, missing smoke alarm, exceptionally thin bath towels, a dispenser with maybe an inch of unknown substance- assuming shampoo?, and a shower which constantly changes from scalding hot, to freezing cold, are just some of the highlights you too can experience at this place. We also found the AC unit a bit tricky to adjust. But surprisingly, the bed was fairly comfortable. Of note- it’s also next to the bar that stays open late. If you’re really on a budget, this place is fine. But if you have some wiggle room, wiggle, and look elsewhere.

The blanket stinks. Orthers are okay

No clear check in instruction and wrong contact phone number on the booking confirmation.

The website said there was one room left at the price and we were the only guests checked in there . I thought that was strange. It is all self check in and there is no manager on duty and there is nobody to help you out you just put the code in the day you check in and you're on your own so if you have a problem there's nobody to talk to and the people at lazy Jack's are not affiliated with this hostel at all. If I would have known we were the only people out of the whole hostel I probably would not have booked !! It was really cute and we had our own shower when it said it had shared bathrooms so that was a plus . It was walking distance to lazy Jack's restaurant and the water ! You can sign up for the bioluminescent Bay tour and they pick you up right there at lazy Jack's and the golf carts to rent are right next door which is great. All and all I enjoyed the place .

The room is small but sufficient, clean and neat. The shower and bath are outside of the room, but this was not a problem.

Clean.

It’s worth only $50 per night.

A lot of mosquitoes in the room. AC was cold, which is amazing during the daytime, but freezing at night under 1 thin blanket. The remote to control the AC didn’t work. You can also hear loud music from a bar down the road until 1am and then roosters/pheasants screaming at 4am every 20 seconds. I had to sleep with a sweater and earplugs in. Otherwise the area was good with walking distance to restaurants/bars/tour meeting points. And the bed was comfortable. Water pressure in the shower was good.

Cheapest deal online, so can't complain about that 👍 but the ac units are way to big for a small room and create massive condensation, so much so, that it's dripping from the bathroom ceiling like rain, and has produced an unsightly amount of black mold, making it completely unpleasant to even be in there. At first glance, the room appears very nice, but It's clear that the cleaning staff doesn't focus on the room as a whole, because the amount of debris under the bed was disgusting, plastic cupS, sand, hair balls, hair tie, wrappers and a battery, plus Cobwebs in the corners and all in the only lil window of the room. Despite that, the location is great. I would just recommend that they provide a broom for the room, so guests can keep the dirt they track in down to a minimum. Thanks for the experience, it was amazing in vieques!

Lots of wild animals from horses to roosters kept it entertaining!

I love the hotel and area.

Is near for everything

Some weird reviews about this place. If you read the description, you won’t be shocked by anything. Exactly as stated. Not a hotel, not a hostel, but a guesthouse behind one of the best bars on the island. Booked a queen room, exactly as pictured with our own toilet and shower. If you’re staying a single night on the island to do a bio bay tour this is a super cheap option. No bugs, no smell, no dirt, clean sheets, queen bed, private room. Exactly what we were looking for. Located walking distance from adventure sports kiosks and 5-6 very good restaurants with English and Spanish speaking workers.

Loved my stay, super comfortable and very cute.

The room was wonderful. Very clean and tidy. The wife slept wonderfully well. However, a generator (or whatever) kept kicking on. The vibration and hum from it would not let me sleep. There is no TV or other amenities in room. Bed, shower and AC. If you want a place to rest your head after a a long day /our with a great bar/restaurant right there... this is tops!

the AC unit shook the entire room the hot water was not working they were unable to get hot water working reliably or resolve noisy AC they refused any compensatoin we relocated

I loved staying here - the location and vibe were perfect. Got a private room - was clean, comfortable and easy to access. Owner/manager Maria was easy to reach and plan with - super friendly. Location next to Lazy Jacks was convenient for an easy stroll home at night.