Clean and comfortable

Nothing

Certainly not swanky! The two of us booked this as we had a business meeting at the NEC the following day. A run-down house on a run-down housing estate with absolutely no kerb appeal. On letting ourselves in the smell of damp hit us [ with freshly sprayed air freshener], The dishwasher was full of crockery and stank like a dustbin. The wall switches, and plug sockets are filthy. The couch is a reclining type, and when reclined [ only one side worked], there were crisps and dirt in the folds. If you're thinking about taking kids, beware, as there is no stair bannister, and they are quite steep. Cooker does not work. The fridge is filthy with filthy can of beer left in the fridge from a previous booking! Towels left on bed were soaking wet. Hole in the rear of the wardrobe. Path leading to the front door is dangerous. Bed pushed to the wall, so you have to climb over your partner if you need a pee in the night!! Filthy doors. It has central heating, and I assume hot water, but no instructions on how to turn this on, so we washed in cold water. 40 mins from NEC, not close as advertised. The owner called me the day after asking for a deposit of £150? We had been and gone. I certainly won't be returning and we certainly wouldn't recommend it.