Escape to our 7-acre Joshua Tree retreat, where the spirit of Route 66 meets desert tranquility. Play desert explorer by day, then stargaze from our hot tub or fire pit by night - no telescope required, these stars put on a show! Our vibrant decor channels the Southwest, with a touch of classic kitsch. Panoramic views come standard, no filter needed. Just 15 minutes from Joshua Tree National Park, Pioneertown, and the Integratron. Your desert adventure awaits – cowboy hat optional.

Imagine waking up to a panorama of Joshua trees stretching to the horizon. That's not a mirage – it's your new reality at our 7-acre desert sanctuary.

** Your Home Away From Home **

🏠 3 bedrooms, each a portal to a different desert realm
🍳 Kitchen fit to handle Thanksgiving dinner
🛋️ Living room with nature's widescreen: endless desert vistas
🚿 Bathrooms stocked with cactus-flower dreams (aka shampoo and conditioner)
💻 Wi-Fi faster than a roadrunner (150mbps down, thanks, Starlink!)
🧊 Modern comforts: A/C, heater, washer & dryer

** Mother Nature's Playground **

🌵 7 acres of pure, unadulterated desert to explore
🌠 Hot tub for stargazing (shooting star sightings not guaranteed, but likely)
🚿 Outdoor shower for those "I'm one with nature" moments
🎨 Local art that captures Joshua Tree's funky soul
🔥 Fire pit for stars and story time
🏜️ Boho-chic covered patio: Your personal lookout for desert sunsets

** The Cherry on Top **

🏜️ Just 15 minutes from Joshua Tree National Park
🤠 A stone's throw from Pioneertown (yee-haw!)
🛸 Quick drive to the Integratron (for sound baths and close encounters)

Whether this is your first trip or your fifteenth, our home is your launchpad for adventure. Work remotely (if you must), explore endlessly (highly recommended), or simply soak in the silence.
Warning: Desert stargazing may cause spontaneous philosophy and wonder.

Book now and let the desert work its magic on you!