The kitchen was ok, I didn't use it, but looked well equipped.

You almost need climbing equipment to access the room up the steep slope stairs. The toilet was extra small, almost inaccessible. The bed was the most uncomfortable I have EVER come across, TV had no TV channels that weren't subscription based. Drug dealing outside. I couldn't get in on arrival, stood outside in the pooring rain, the ring doorbell didn't bring any attention; I had to look through the paperwork to find a phone number to ask for admission details. The blind doesn't exclude light and is not fitted with a child safety device, probably due to the none child friendly rule shown below. If this was a deluxe room, I shudder to think what the basic room would be like. The exterior didn't make you feel comfortable leaving a car outside, cars moving very fast, drug rockets going off at all hours. The email with house rules the night before occupation; I found quite off putting, like a half way house for someone being rehabilitated back into society. The rules emailed are: "Please also take note of the following additional charges: 1. A 500 GBP penalty for organizing a party or abusing alcohol, using drugs in the premises of the property 2. A 30 GBP charge for leaving the kitchen dirty especially leaving dishes in the sink for each event like this, especially after other guests' complaints 3. A 30 GBP charge for extra cleaning every 30 days and exchanging bedding. 4. A 100 GBP penalty for bringing extra guests who were not authorised to enter the property and their details were not provided to us. 5. A 100 GBP penalty for bringing pets. Pets are not allowed to stay 6. Please note that kids below 6 years old are not allowed to stay in the property and the extra charge for bringing babies and kids below 6 years old is 200 GBP if it wasn't agreed before the reservation. Kids and infants are treated as adults.