Motel Schmotel

Motel Schmotel Bed and Breakfast in Hove

3.1

Average(213 Reviews)

Bed and Breakfast in Hove

3-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsGarden, Kitchen or Kitchenette, Internet / Wifi and more

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About this bed and breakfast

Conveniently located 1 minute’s walk from Brighton’s vibrant seafront, Motel Schmotel offers 3-star accommodation. Wi-Fi is available in rooms free of charge.

Amenities

Kitchen or Kitchenette

Internet / Wifi

Parking

Balcony or Patio

Beachfront or waterfront

Garden

Map of Hove

Nearby attractions

National Trust - Birling Gap and the Seven Sisters

26.1 mi

Tilgate Park

30.4 mi

National Trust - Chartwell

49.6 mi

Brighton Palace Pier

1.1 mi

Available Rooms

1 Double • 75 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 129 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 150 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 172 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 King • 139 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

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Motel Schmotel

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3.1

Average(213 Reviews)

Bed and Breakfast in Hove

3-Star Hotel

Reasons to book

Includes essentialsGarden, Kitchen or Kitchenette, Internet / Wifi and more

Book with confidenceWe partner with the top travel sites so you know you're getting a great deal on the perfect rental

About this bed and breakfast

Conveniently located 1 minute’s walk from Brighton’s vibrant seafront, Motel Schmotel offers 3-star accommodation. Wi-Fi is available in rooms free of charge.

Amenities

Kitchen or Kitchenette

Internet / Wifi

Parking

Balcony or Patio

Beachfront or waterfront

Garden

Map of Hove

Nearby attractions

National Trust - Birling Gap and the Seven Sisters

26.1 mi

Tilgate Park

30.4 mi

National Trust - Chartwell

49.6 mi

Brighton Palace Pier

1.1 mi

Available Rooms

1 Double • 75 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 129 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 150 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 Queen • 172 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

1 King • 139 ft²

Sleeps 2

You'll be directed to Booking.com for availability & pricing

Reviews

3.1

Average(213 Reviews)

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3.1

May 2024

Very very average, terrible bed but easy to walk everywhere

It was easy to get to but the outside of the building needs some serious attention and the basement I stayed in outside was soaking wet when I arrived (not early) and stayed that way all weekend. The bed was like a big camp bed and my back hurt after 2 nights. It made very strange noises.... on the last day the toilet was blocked but I was in a rush to get to the train station. In short this is a very very average place to stay. I didn't enter the main part except checking in and it was odd and cramped. No info in the room about the area. Cheap finishes but at least clean.

I've said it all in the blurb above

3.1

Sep 2023

Overall a great experience

Friendly stuff, always helpful, clean and big room, overall a really great experience and will definitely stay there again

Everything was great

3.1

May 2023

very disappointed

it was near to all the shops and theaters

room small, not clean and no towels. toilet and shower very small and dirty shower screen

3.1

May 2023

Never again. Don’t stay here.

The worse experience of my life, where Police were called because another guest (a visitor who wasn’t even supposed to be at the property) made a threat to my life. Prior to this, another guest was blasting loud music, arguing with the visitor, then being extremely vulgar and disgusting throughout the night (this happened from 10pm-6am). The owner knew all of this and said he “wasn’t tough enough” to remove the guest. He has a duty of care to keep his guests safe, but refused to do so because he was scared?! I have no words. Complete hell from start to finish. Excluding all of this, the place is run down and dirty, super-thin walls so you hear EVERYTHING, staff were banging around and talking loudly all day/night (I believe they stay on the top floor) and the common area stairwell has stained carpets and walls, with creaky, uneven floorboards. Even for how cheap it is, it absolutely isn’t worth it. No seaside charm or character, just a rundown squat more like a halfway hostel.

3.1

May 2023

A good, clean budget room. No complaints and I would use this hotel again.

Room advertised as ‘Luxury’….. it takes a great leap of the imagination to call it that! It was an adequate, average budget room. It was fine for my purposes though.

3.1

May 2023

Good

you get what you pay for not a bad experience in anyway

3.1

May 2023

Disappointing

it was clean and bed was comfortable

the windows aren’t double glazed so you can hear everything from the outside, even people walking past

3.1

Jan 2023

Very good

Had a few little issues but the people in charge were lovely and very helpful.

great location

3.1

Dec 2022

Disappointing

The are is local and easy to access

The cleaning services were awful, never cleaned the bathroom. The waste from shower is very poorly collecting wastewater. The shower temperature hard to control. The toilet is made in kind of wardrobe.

3.1

Dec 2022

Exceptional

The best place in town mate

3.1

Oct 2022

Very good

nice

good

3.1

Aug 2022

Poor

The staff were very happy and smily

An alarm was going off from 2 in the morning. The room was dirty and I didn’t make my conference because the alarm clock didn’t work

3.1

Aug 2022

Very poor

Location is very close to the beach, i-360 tower and other fun places

Smell of cigarette in the house and entire building especially from other residents. They don't change the sheets or properly clean the room

3.1

Jul 2022

disturbing and awkward. I just felt gross by the end of my stay!

I liked the location and it was an easy check in and check out, small tv in room with basic channels, had a semi decent hair dryer and the fob system to get in and out of room and hotel was slick. decor of communal was quirky. the wooden signs outside door were also a cute touch to the decor there and I liked the name of the hotel.

the room was tiny with a bed that was highly squeaky, the bathroom just about fitted in half of my body. There were body gels left from previous guests that were still in the shower trays. the toilet made a huge loud sound for a minute after you flushed it and the water in the shower wasn’t draining fast enough which made me feel sick. the sheets had stains on them which I discovered in the morning and I just really didn’t have a goodnight sleep. one lamp on side bed wasn’t working. The front entrance of the motel was filled with spiders and con webs at the top which freaked me out. I just felt gross by the end of my stay and I wouldn’t stay here again.

3.1

Jul 2022

Sucks

Only location

Very dirty, smell bad from all if the room, they don’t clean the room everyday, very noisy and unsafe.

3.1

Jul 2022

Love it! Definitely recommend

There’re two building of the property, We got a room in a renovating one and despite the outside of the room that’s not finished renovating (we totally understand) the room and everything is super brand new, the bed is very comfortable, it’s located in the centre of Brighton city but during our stay it was very peaceful (might be because of the good sound proofing) And the staff He’s very friendly and kind, everything was lovely

3.1

Jun 2022

Room for improvement

Good staff

No lift

3.1

Jun 2022

horrible, dirty, unhygienic,

nothing. i want a refund

cracks everywhere in the ceiling, previous guests hairs and mess in the bed. bed moving everytime you get in it. tiny room, not worth the money. now I’ve out of £98 for a room that was horrible. waste of money.

3.1

Apr 2022

Good

comfortable bed, clean

French windows a bit draughty

3.1

Apr 2022

Avoid at all costs

Reasonable location, but noisy area

Room was cramped, the property tatty, and not easy to get hold of staff

3.1

Mar 2022

Disappointing

Location

Someone walked in our room at midnight opening the door scaring the life out of us. Shower had a curtain which when shut made the shower dark as no light on there.

3.1

Feb 2022

property was clean and comfortable bed smell of smoke would of been an issue if I were staying longer

room was clean and comfortable

no good if you’re not a smoker I’m personally not and the property has a smell of stale smoke

3.1

Feb 2022

A lovely stay, should have received check in details before arrival

Brilliant room for the price.

Drafty balcony doors

3.1

Dec 2021

Quaint Little Guest House

Centrally located in west central Brighton on a secluded square. Easy access, responsive staff, clean functional room with en suite. Good strong shower, plentiful towels and free shampoo and shower gel. Comfortable bed, large controllable radiator, complimentary tea and coffee.

Ground floor room so a little noisy in the morning (front door banging, bin men etc) but that’s just the cacophony you expect from city center places. Decor is tired. Carpet a little stained. Nothing so atrocious that I would call it absolutely on par with the price paid - would stay again.

FAQs

How much does this bed and breakfast cost compared to others in Hove?

The average price for a rental in Hove is $236 per night. This rental is $1 above the average.

Is parking included with this bed and breakfast?

Yes, parking is listed as an amenity at Motel Schmotel. For more information, we encourage you to contact the property about where to park.

Is there a pool at this bed and breakfast?

We didn’t find pool listed as an amenity for this bed and breakfast. It may be worth double checking if a pool is important for your stay.

Is Motel Schmotel pet friendly?

Unfortunately, this bed and breakfast is not pet-friendly. Try searching again and filter for "Pets Allowed"

What amenities are available at Motel Schmotel?

We found 7 amenities for this rental. This includes kitchen or kitchenette, internet / wifi, parking, balcony or patio, and tv.

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Reasons to book

About this bed and breakfast

Amenities

Map of Hove

Nearby attractions

Available Rooms

Reviews

FAQs

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Is parking included with this bed and breakfast?

Is there a pool at this bed and breakfast?

Is Motel Schmotel pet friendly?

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