Had the greatest time! Host was awesome. Had a family emergency and they accommodated our needs.

The location was picture-perfect! Everything was provided for the stay. We shall surely return again.

We couldn’t be more pleased with our experience at Two Ass Farms! We stayed in Butch’s cabin, which is the smaller of the two. The cabin was very clean. The shower was great - good water pressure, clean, and roomy! There were plenty of clean, comfortable towels. My husband is just shy of 6’ 3” and the bed was a tad short for him, but he wasn’t uncomfortable. In fact, the mattress and pillows were quite comfortable. We are not coffee drinkers, but if we were, we would have been in hog heaven. The little kitchenette area was well equipped with a coffee machine and lots of coffee. The owners provided great directions, and the Wi-Fi was strong. I keep trying to think of any constructive criticism to offer, but I can’t find anything negative to say about our experience. Next time we are in the area, we will check Two Ass Farms for availability first!

We had a great time here, very clean and spacious for us two and a dog, also kitchen had everything you’d need and an outdoor area to cook and build a fire, firewood was already there, tiki torches and a beautiful view! Highly recommended and we will definitely be back!

Totally relaxing. Host Pam was awesome. Probably is everything as advertised…..and better!!! Hope to return soon

Very peaceful, quaint, little cabin; and just a short drive to shopping and downtown activities. This is an ideal location for weekend get away. The host was very accessible and very helpful.

Great location! What a cute little place! Perfect for the 2 of us and our mini schnauzer. Highly recommend and hope to return sometime.

Place is well kept..and perfect for 1 or 2 people

Enjoyed our stay, enjoyed the cabin and had a great nap in the comfy bed! No complaints!

It was the perfect place for a girls weekend get away. It was very clean and cozy.

It's a nice place to stay. The two donkeys did it for me.

Came for a getaway with partner and to see a concert in the New Braunfels area. What an amazing couple and experience. They shared the local N. Braunfels beauty and amazing restaurants. The cabins were so clean and quaint. Pam and Kirk were the best hosts ever! So gracious and friendly. We definitely plan oncoming back!❤️

Beautiful location and nice cabin. We really enjoyed the stay but was not aware another cabin was there and you have to drive in/out right thru the owners yard.

Wonderful quit place right out of town

Adorable cabin that was on a farm, yet so close to town. Pamela was a great host and was very responsive to any questions. The cabin was extremely clean and the bed was super comfy. We had a great time sitting on the porch at night.