Conveniently located for what I was needing. I was a solo traveller so I only used one bedroom but wanted decent kitchen facilities like a dishwasher and washing machine

It took me 24hrs to work out how to get the heating working despite asking for help which wasn’t forthcoming. It wasn’t as clean as I expected, having found a wet, half burnt cigarette but inside the back door. There were a lot of spiders and the back yard was overgrown. There is a huge pile of mail inside. I couldn’t find basics like tea towels or dishwasher tablets. The TV remote was missing batteries (although quickly replaced)

Could finally blow a load without interference

When the wife wouldn't shut up