Absolutely nothing - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE - BE WARNED!

Constant heating issues, we were constantly calling to have it switched on, and one evening we sat with our coats on till 9.30pm. We had to use an extension lead to plug one of then useless back-up portable heaters to get the bathroom warm, which is a H & S issue. No instant hot water - the immersion heater has to be turned on 1 hour prior to use for hot water. Shower problem - stopped working on the second night, when replaced it left hole in wall, and dirt in the bath and on the floor. The replacement of the shower then caused no cold water in the bathroom, meaning we had to flush the toilet by filling a bucket from the kitchen and brush our teeth in the kitchen sink. The cottage was filthy and dusty with cobwebs The cupboard under the sink was absolutely disgusting - VILE No rubbish bins in any rooms The coffee machine made 1 x cup of coffee then stopped working after that - previous complaints regarding this! The base of the drawers in the bedroom were collapsed, so we could not put clothes in them The patio slabs leading up to the cottage, are uneven, and another H & S risk The blinds in the front room were faulty, when we tried to open them The hob was absolutely filthy The taps in the kitchen and bathroom were booth loose and filthy The mirrored cupboard in the bathroom was rusty and filthy inside, and had a dirty used toilet brush in The toilet roll holder was rusty The jacuzzi bath had one of the jet covers missing The overall disrepair and finish of the property was also shocking The windows were unclean, inside and out. One of the living room lamps had no shade Advertised as including horse riding and fishing - neither of these are on-site? It is advertised as river views - it absolutely is NOT - IT IS NOT ON A RIVER We were booked for 7 nights and had to check out after the third night - as it was appalling

No breakfast as we went out every day as is such a lovely place

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